Nine Star Hegemon Body Technique Chapter 2881
byThe old man turned his back faster than turning the pages of a book. The old man’s heart was full of anger, and his eyes wanted to cut Long Chen into pieces.
Long Chen had caught a handle before, but now that the incident had passed, he had resumed his original identity and pointed out Long Chen’s previous mistakes.
Long Chen grabbed hold of him once and refused to let go. This time, he also grabbed Long Chen’s handle. He looked like he wanted to hit Long Chen’s fire whip himself.
“Insulting the dean? Don’t be slanderous. When have I ever insulted the dean?” Long Chen said angrily, with a look of grievance and indignation that almost made people believe it.
“You…you are so shameless. Have you forgotten what you just said?” The old man was almost so angry that he couldn’t even breathe. This Long Chen was quite capable of pretending to be crazy.
“What did I say?” Long Chen asked.
“The dean has a big butt,” the old man shouted.
“You said that to insult the dean? Then you also said that we are guilty of the same crime?” Long Chen said disdainfully.
“You…”
The old man almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and he fell into Long Chen’s trap again.
“Pfft…”
The two sisters, Zhong Ling and Zhong Xiu, finally couldn’t hold it in anymore and burst out laughing. They had been holding it back for a long time before, but now everyone couldn’t help it anymore. Looking at the old man’s blushing face and thick neck, they couldn’t stop laughing.
Mu Qingyun hugged the two of them and covered their mouths with both hands to prevent them from laughing, but the previous laughter had already spread, and it was useless to cover them.
And it’s okay if she doesn’t cover it up. This is simply trying to cover up. Seeing the two little girls shaking their bodies, obviously laughing so hard, Mu Qingyun was angry, anxious and embarrassed.
“Dear Inquisitor, they didn’t mean it.” Mu Qingyun looked at the old man’s eyes as if he wanted to eat someone, and quickly apologized.
The old man’s face was so dark that it was almost dripping with ink. He gritted his teeth and said, “Long Chen, don’t be so messy and pretend to be crazy. You must answer my questions head-on.”
“Just answer it, isn’t it great? I still say the same thing, I didn’t insult the respected dean.” Long Chen shook his head.
“Your reason won’t convince anyone.” The old man said coldly.
“If you want a reason, it’s very simple. Answer me directly. If I say that our dean has a big heart, is it an insult?” Long Chen asked.
“Of course not,” the old man said.
“How big are your hands?”
“It doesn’t count”
“How big are your feet?”
“It doesn’t count”
“How come a big butt is considered an insult? Hands and feet are human organs, as is the butt. Why doesn’t big hands and feet count, but big butt does?” Long Chen asked.
The whole place was silent for a moment. Luo Bing, Luo Ning, Mu Qingyun and others looked at Long Chen with joy on their faces. Long Chen was so good at quibbling. It was originally an insult, but when he said it, it was nothing.
The old man was immediately speechless by the question and didn’t know how to answer it. If the answer didn’t count, then Long Chen couldn’t be convicted. If it didn’t count, it would be like slapping himself in the face. Running around, he fell into Long Chen’s trap again.
Before the old man could speak, Long Chen continued: “The hands and feet are nothing, because they are always exposed to others.
And you think “butt” is a humiliating word, because we always have a fig leaf on our butt.
Just because it is a fig leaf, the essence has not changed, but the nature has changed. It is considered a shameful thing to expose the buttocks.
A fig leaf, no matter where it is worn, will change its nature over time.
For example, some people sit in a certain position in a dignified manner, acting humanely and not doing human business, just because they wear a fig leaf on their face, they are jealous and their buttocks and their face are indistinguishable.”
The people present were surprised and amused after hearing Long Chen’s words. At the same time, they also had a hint of admiration for Long Chen.
Although what Long Chen said was a bit vulgar, his words were crude but not crude. They contained profound meaning and were thought-provoking. It is not easy to have such insights at such a young age.
And as for the butt matter, he even slapped him, pointing out that the old man was deliberately targeting him, wearing a fair suit, but using his butt as a face.
“You…” The old man was furious. After standing up, his mind went blank and he didn’t even know what to say to fight back.
He is a judge, and his communication with others is based on one question and one answer. He has too little experience in verbal confrontations with others.
But Long Chen is different. He can be both literary and martial, capable of fighting and scolding. He can write poems and write poems, and he can stabilize the country with his martial arts. He can beat you to your knees and beg for mercy, and scold you until you are like a chicken.
Li Chai and the others looked at Long Chen and almost knelt down to worship him. The longer they stayed with Long Chen, the more they felt that Long Chen was so tall and so worshipful that they were as tall as a mountain.
In the past, they were succumbed to Long Chen’s terrifying fighting power, but as they gradually got to know Long Chen, they found that any thing in Long Chen was enough for them to learn for a lifetime. From Long Chen, they completely understood one word – genius, true genius.
“Pah, pah, pah…”
Suddenly, a burst of applause sounded from a corner of the hall, where there was an old man wearing a straw hat, covering his face, only revealing his snow-white beard and long hair.
When he applauded, others followed, and soon the applause resounded throughout the entire hall. Long Chen’s remarks were indeed wonderful.
The faces of the two old men became extremely ugly.
“Pa”
The scar-faced old man clapped the gavel in his hand and shouted:
“Quiet”
The applause gradually died down, and the silence gradually returned to before. However, the two old men’s faces were extremely ugly, but the head of the Discipline Academy looked calm and composed.
Long Chen also laughed. Judging from the angry expressions of the two people, it seemed that the strong men present knew something about these two old guys, otherwise they would not have applauded and deliberately provoked the two of them. It seemed that the two old guys had offended a lot of people, and many people could not stand them.
“Okay, that’s the end of Long Chen’s previous inappropriate remarks. Next, let’s get straight to the point. Everyone stands up, no noise is allowed, and the trial ceremony begins.” The head of the Discipline Academy stood up with a serious face.
As he stood, everyone stood up, including everyone in the guest seats. For a moment, the scene suddenly became serious.
“Buzz”
At this moment, the runes slowly lit up on the two statues of gods in the hall, and a sacred light appeared above the entire hall.
At the same time, the positions of the three people in the first building of the Discipline Academy began to slowly rise, forming an arc-shaped high platform. The entire scene showed majesty.
The leader of the Discipline Academy and the other two old men bowed to the two statues before slowly sitting back down in their seats.
The head of the Discipline Academy looked serious and shouted coldly: “Xuan Chu Kuang, Chu Yishan, and Ye Ming entered the palace for trial.”
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